"Yeah right mom. Forget cutie patootie, I'm totally OVER it!"
She actually got kinda freaked out when we set her on the pumpkins. Could it have possibly been that stem on the bum that bothered you, honey?
As long as she could just inspect them herself, they were pretty durn cool!"Come on Dad, let's get outta here. Mom's obssessed with that black thing in our faces isn't she?" "Let's go inspect these amazing rocks instead!"